Funny Google translation from Chinese Forum - Suzuki GW250 Forum
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post #1 of 22 Old 03-05-2014, 06:36 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Funny Google translation from Chinese Forum

I went through and looked at just about every thread about the GW250 on a Chinese motorcycle forum. To make things a little easier I used Google translator but it often translated things in a very humorous way. Some of it is simply that things get translated very literally and some because of slang{there and here}. For instance one of the nicknames for the GW250 in China is "testicles or testicular"! From what I could find it seems that the English letters GW sound very similar to the Chinese word for testicles. But this made for some very funny reading.

Anyway here are some of the thread titles that I found. I will start with a few of the "testicles" ones.

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testicles after reduction

Optimistic about testicular sale

my testicles come ah!

sun drying my testicles

How to clean testicles

Again sun drying my red testicles

Novice just about this testicles

Your "testicle" smell it?

testicles to rise in price

Why do my testicles felt larger than before it?
Here are some not involving testicles!
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by the end of October, a concubine satisfied

we come to answer questions mentally handicapped

The GW250 tasteless after fender decisive castration

If there is no" it "what is the result?

I am ugly, but I'm practical

help identify what both true and false

black girl, bathing, anointing with oil, ready to hibernate

P a boring color

Brothers Virgin wrestling since I ride

blue skies with a small monkey slipped out lap

the Size of his wife

at the end of my GW started jerking off!

can not come in person to talk! Rub dead!
I will end the first round here but don't worry I have more!
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jajaaja.........funny....
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LOL, some needs to turn those testicle lines into stickers for GW owners haha
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LOL, some needs to turn those testicle lines into stickers for GW owners haha
Be my guest!

I will post some more tonight.
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here i was thinking the Chinese were a conservative culture LOL thanks for the giggle speed!
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Got off work early just to post some more, well not actually but here are some anyway. Words in parenthesis are my comments.

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GW installed tall Viagra side bag{where else would you carry it?}

riding a motorcycle into the heart of the theft

midnight poison it!!!

imported goods devils count ass!

manufacturers Fudge customers{they usually do!}

sun drying my mistress

twenty thousand to buy a good sister

would like to know the price of foreign Turkey{the Turkey here was the country but it still sounds funny}

three milk black girl

trip with his wife, poisoned every day{I guess she is a bad cook?}

old lady could not help screaming {}

truck trot, the feeling is not very good!

Moto virus carriers{because you don't want to spill your virus}

Crap directly on the map

Europe does not endure touch!

almost gave molested.

chicken without leaving a large explosion{so not Mexican chicken dinner!}

burglar this topic

demolition of a boring afternoon

Look at my word bumper

Friends of the Gospel to stimulate motorcycle{amen!}
A few more testicle related titles.
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About Testicular use of anti-theft devices{I was unaware there was a market for stolen testicles}

Testicular transfiguration in mind{I guess he is thinking about changing gender?}

Today small test speed under the testicle

belated testicles job{better late than never!}

My friend's testicles red faster and slower what happens{I don't want to know ANYTHING about my friend's testicles!}

weather was very good to take a bath to wash the testicles{I personally wash mine even if the weather is bad}

toxic testicular modification{spilt acid? }


Still more to come!

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these are hilarious

i wonder what the actual meaning was because some of these sound crazy haha
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these are hilarious

i wonder what the actual meaning was because some of these sound crazy haha
Good question.
Is there a link to the original chinese text that these translations came from?
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these are hilarious

i wonder what the actual meaning was because some of these sound crazy haha
I was able to figure out what they mean a lot of the time by looking/reading within the thread. Here are a couple of examples.

"Crap directly on a map" - the OP was going on a trip and wanted info on some locations he saw on his map.

"demolition of a boring afternoon" - the OP spent an afternoon and did some minor mods to his bike

"riding a motorcycle into the heart of the theft" - thread about how to protect your bike from being stolen

"sun drying my mistress" - sun drying showed up a lot and seems to mean "showing off" and in this case the "mistress" is the bike{also saw concubine, wife, girlfriend, lover etc...} I guess they call their rides "she" too - at least I hope it isn't meant literally!
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Good question.
Is there a link to the original chinese text that these translations came from?
骊驰GW250 - 豪爵铃木-骑式车讨论专区 - 摩托车论坛 - 中国第一摩托车论坛 - 摩旅进行到底!

This is the GW250 subsection of a Chinese motorcycle forum.
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